Of course I’m going to be pissed and cranky if you wake me up twenty minutes before my alarm is supposed to go off. You think twenty minutes isn’t that big of a loss of sleep? Ahhhhh, think again, my friend. THINK AGAIN.

(Source: black-nata)

(Source: alexhenley)

I’m pissing my pants over here.

I tried to warn my family about this zombie shit that’s going down.

Even though it’s not actually zombies, there are people on some LSD shit eating peoples faces off. If that’s not something to watch out for, I don’t know what is.

They didn’t believe me. They think I’m making it all up.

It’s like the beginning of a horror movie.

And I’m the main character.

Sweet Jesus.

I vant to goh to ze indie district. Somevon goh vis me zis veekent.

(Source: sweetheartonfire)