Haulston and I are performing a scene from Danny and the Deep Blue Sea. Holy shit, this scene is going to be one of the best that both of us have performed. We don’t even want to stop rehearsing. If you’ve ever read this play, you know that it’s seriously messed up beyond belief. The characters are just so freaking wrecked which makes for a more interesting scene. I get to push, slap, and hit him. He gets to choke me and push me against the wall. We’re just so freaking stoked. It’s going to be so legit. Plus we have a Bronx dialect. That always spices things up.

“I see worse than you crawlin’ around in my sink.”